Coming to cinemas on April 3 will be the third sequel to The Fast and The Furious. This latest Hollywood head-scratcher follows previous outings 2 Fast 2 Furious and The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. Producers and studio heads have gifted this next installment with the redundant and utterly confusing title, Fast and Furious.
Got that? It’s the sequel, so they just dropped the definite articles. You can even say it faster and more furiously now.
Fie upon you, Universal Pictures, for missing some truly wonderful opportunities for numerically-inclusive pun-ridden titles! Why, mere minutes after taking in the trailer for this cinematic wonder, I came up with the following:
* The Fast and The Fourious
* The Fast and The Furious: Four Wheel Drive
* The Fast and The Furious: Four Door Sedan
* The Fast and The Furious: Have You Driven A Fourd Lately?
See, this is why I need to be in charge of these things.
P.S: I encourage you, dear readers, to offer your own title suggestions by posting a comment. Perhaps my favorite entry will be mentioned in a future post…